Derek and I went as Bob and Linda Belcher for Halloween this year!
It was such an awesome costume! Although my wig was pretty atrocious. The picture on the bag was a cute little 50s flip, and I ended up with this tangled mass of not even slightly flipped hair. But at least it was more accurate to Linda than my chin-length blonde-and-blue hair!
I wasn't quite sure what to do with my nails for Linda, though. We never really see Linda's nails - in fact, the only instance of anyone's nails being drawn into question I can remember is when Louise Belcher gets those ridiculous talons on the cruise ship. So, I had to improvise. What would Linda Belcher wear on her nails to a Halloween party?
Perhaps... some awesome trick-or-treat water decals!
I got these decals from KBShimmer a few weeks ago. I wasn't sure what to expect from using full-nail decals for the first time; my nails are super curvy, so laying flat things on them doesn't tend to work out very well. But water decals are incredibly flexible, and they're also so thin that two coats of top coat completely smooths out any wrinkles! I was very impressed.
The color is also really nicely opaque. I was nervous for the black background over white polish, but it looks great! I am definitely a satisfied customer with these water slide decals - and I'm really glad that I bought some hilarious kitty Christmas decals!
I want to take a moment to rave about how much I loved dressing up as Linda. First of all, it was super cheap: I already owned the jeans, and I got the shirt and apron at a thrift store; the wig and glasses were pretty inexpensive, too! Secondly, it was really comfortable. I mean, my jeans are a bit snug on me, which sucked, but I got to wear long sleeves, long pants, and sneakers for Halloween! The worst part about the costume was the wig cap and wig - they pulled at my scalp a bit and made my head hot and itchy. But, clothing-wise, this is hands-down the most comfortable costume of my life. And practical, too! The apron had big pockets, big enough for all of my essentials so that I didn't need to carry a purse with me! Big win.
But another reason I was so happy with this costume is a bit more psychological. Linda Belcher is a Mom, and she has a Mom Bod. Of course, I know that people of any body type can dress as any character they want. If I had the seamstress skills, I would dress as Uma Therman's Poison Ivy in a heartbeat, even though I pretty much have the opposite body type as Uma. But I have never felt so in-character with my jiggly bits! It was really refreshing to not feel like my body type is an inaccuracy. It was probably the most comfortable in my own skin I've been underneath my costume!
Bonus costume photo! Frosting is cake skin right? Lemme lick it!
What did you do for Halloween? Let me know or show me in the comments, I really want to see!